I think Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have a secret competition with Frank Zappa for weirdest, most outrageous and let's not forget pretentious names for their children. This week it was announced that they have just had a baby boy. They already have a daughter named Apple, which was widely made fun of in most magazines and online publications, but now they've gone too far. They have named their newborn baby Moses because, well, why not right? The child is speculated to have been named after the Coldplay song, "Moses," which Martin wrote for Paltrow while they were dating.
Maybe this child will lead his generation to the promised land, or in the spirit of passover, he'll make us some matzah. Why don't the Martin's just get it over with and move to San Fransisco, and Chris can just grow his hair and put it in a pony tail.